Haluu! and Ting! are my home tutor's renowned and favourite words. He's like the funniest and crappiest tutor in SP. He alway crack jokes in class and entertain us while we do work and some jokes are really really funny. Let me share one of his better jokes:

One day, this teacher asked his class to write a compo. The compo has to consist of these 3 topics; religion, sexuality and mystery. When the teacher finished marking, only one gal got A+ for her compo. Her compo, however, had only one sentence.
The sentence was, OH MY LORD, IM PREGNANT, AND I WONDER WHO DID IT.

Maybe its not so funny reading it, but from mr tan's mouth it sure was. All those stuff make u think he's not a good tch, but he's an excellent one! He makes poly life fun and we'll cherish him!

Labels: oh so sweet

Cycling just became my latest addiction. Im planning to join cycling in sp. That's enough excuse to cycle ard singapore (paranoid dad and his no-no) and buy this cooOl bike.


A golden skin mom and a light brown skin dad. Who would have thgt their offsprings would be black and chocalate in colours! They are extremely adorable and we have already eyed 2 of the pups to be part of our family!





We were taking photos with my sist's macbook, then he said, "how come i look so fat?" i laughed my head off when i saw his face in this photo:Sist and me told him, "Cameras dont tell lies, u look fat cos u ARE fat!"

A siblings shot! I love this effect.

Anyway, my dog GAVE BIRTH 2 days ago to a litter of 8 puppies! One din make it, so 7 pups! Super cute and adorable man, and georgie wasn't fierce at all when we went near her or touched her pups. Still so blur and bodoh!

FOOTBALL BONDS NEW CLASSMATES.

today we (classmates) formed a team to play at the street soccer court. There are 2 courts, yr1 students in one and yr3 in another. So naturally we went to the yr1 students thr. den while waiting for 'next team', the other court happened to have no opponents, so we went to try our luck thr. We all think we will get thrashed. Instead we OWNED them. like 5 match winning streak against various yr3 teams sia. And the streak din end man, we left by our own accord, cos of the stupid tuition grant briefing. everything the speaker 'briefed' was in the form alr, so it was quite dumb actually.

Anyway the winning really bonds us. The not-so-shou classmate have become shou liao!

My 9 year old cousin who followed us to see this car told me, 'korkor, this is my dream car.' That was after he witnessed the transforming. Then I told my bro, 'wait til he sees a porsche or lamborghini!'

Yesterday we had a very special DIY dinner. We had to construct our own popia! Mom prepared the ingredients and the rest is up to us.

This is my haven-yet-rolled popia.

My final product, tastes good too ok.

My sista's popia. Her's look good, but looks can be deceiving!

No meat for this wonderful dinner bcos popia is all veggie-related. And so, my bro can't take it! He's like the 'rou ren' or meat guy in the family and his dinner is nv complete with meat. He suggested putting a piece of meat into the popia next time.

One more thing, i think my bitch is gonna give birth anytime soon. Her stomach and nipples are getting bigger. Gosh, my first time witnessing the process of pregnancy!

Flag day today @ paya lebar and parkway parade. Doing flag day with your week-old friends soo early in the year is really weird. Its like throwing us into a cauldron and boiling us alive? But its good bonding for us!

The weather today is exceptionally hot. Playing noon soccer is not ever that hot!

One amusing thing today is when the train stopped at dover mrt( back to sp), throngs of sp students, and i mean THRONGS, flowed out of the train like a dam finally broken. Everyone must be seeing & feeling the same thing, because there were 'whoas' and 'wahs' in the air. So lame.

So, a 4-day break before school officially starts! No classes on mondyAy, too bad to those who have!

Today is the first day of orientation week in sp. We met our personal tutors and classmates. And, i dunno if it's a good or bad thing, but my class happen to have absolutely NO GIRLS!

Good thing is I dont have to dress more nicely to impress girls[ not that i'll dress any nicer if thr's girls anyway]

Bad thing is we might all turn GAY.

When our class walked past this class who is sitting down, i overheard this girl who said this to her friend, "whoa, what class is this, all boys one."

One good news is we dont have to go to sch tmr. But thr's flag day on thursday @ Paya Lebar at 7.30am, so we need to get up hell early!

Went to Sp with matthew and mark today. I cant help but think about their combined weight: 190kg! Anyway, we went to sch to download our course specific software.

Then we found out about our class and timetable. Im in class 1B/21, and I have no lessons on monday. So monday is a FREE day. Unfortunately matt aint in the same class as me. He's three classes away.

Matthew picked Lv 4 of the library to download our stuff. Very empty and shiok.

Cheaking out mark's K850i.

Mark using my notebook. His Acer cant even go online!

Soon a thing of the past. Sch doesnt allow slippers, but its not officially sch yet.

I have this big problem which i dont mind sharing.

I cannot remember passwords.

10 minutes after setting a password, I will forget it unless i write it down, repeat, write it down.

So I write my passwords down in a book.

Hopefully nobody gets hold of the book, because he'll get access to every account!